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[tchotchkes]

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[tchotchkes]

You're on Quill's ship, so you're either a shirtless maniac, a walking tree, a green piece of ass or a squirrel.

[grasskiller]

Then you have no idea who you voted for and quit making up words, it's embarrassing.

[tchotchkes]

That boy already got you trained to answer his messages?

Then I'll guess squirrel.

[grasskiller]

No one trains nobody, pal. I got remarkable dexterity for a blue guy. You know how slow we are.

[tchotchkes]

You being smart with me, seat cushion?

[grasskiller]

DRAX THE DESTROYER IS NO SEAT CUSHION

[tchotchkes]

Bullshit.

[grasskiller]

IF YOU CANNOT SIT ON DRAX, BULLS CERTAINLY WILL NOT SHIT ON HIM

[whatever bulls are]

[tchotchkes]

Are you trying to yell in a typed message?

[grasskiller]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[tchotchkes]

...

Be a man and yell at me face to face.

[grasskiller]

you have already chosen your weapon of communication BE PREPARED TO BE SLAUGHTERED BY IT

[Rocket furiously works on overrides to block the transmission from coming in by video]

[tchotchkes]

I'll take my chances.

[ Try as he might to connect to a video feed, it doesn't seem to go through. ]

Well, it's a certain kind of coward who hides behind a screen.

[grasskiller]

[heh heh, success!]

Aw, Yondu isn't smart enough to write big boy words.

[tchotchkes]

Last guy that called me stupid took a one-way trip into a hot plasma pit.

Seeing as I'm overdue for a visit, maybe I'll drop in and we'll have some real exchanging of words.

[grasskiller]

FINE. DROP BY. I'll bash your head so far in you'll look like a big blue crater.

[tchotchkes]

You got some fiery fingers, maybe a big mouth to go with it, but otherwise?

You're nothing.

[grasskiller]

I'd love to see you say that when I'm through with you.

But with your teeth blown outta your mouth it's kinda hard to talk.