I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
[ He's come across many small creatures in the universe, but when he sees the kid sitting next to him at the bar he has a few questions. Whether she's a terran, xandarians or something else, her age is evident in the way she flails about the barstool and the inane damn questions she's asking. ]
The one above you that actually has a purpose in being here-- and I suppose you eventually.
[ There's a hint of distaste to his tone as he scans the crowd for another shock of purple hair or otherwise identifying trait to pin his disapproval on. ]
[ Not much point to a kid being in a bar in the first place. He stares ahead, not giving the girl much attention as if he doesn't feel inclined to support any part of her presence here. ]
[Mindy scowls at being ignored. She scoots herself toward the blue stranger in order to ensure that she accomplishes her goal. She swings a single leg hard, channeling all of her strength into one motion to kick Yondu just above the ankle.]
I'm not telling you shit if you turn your back like that.
[ The exclamation of pain comes immediately. His boots might be protective, but this girl's kick drives home even through their hide. He swivels to face her immediately, visually displeased as he leans forward to confront the child. He leans forward, locking eyes like he would with any adult that crossed him. Clearly there's nothing soft about this pup. ]
You got a mouth on you, Violet. Hell of a kick too. Watch yourself.
[At the exclamation, Mindy's immediate response is to laugh, which she does. It's a loud, uninhibited laugh of a child and when he rounds on her she stops laughing only to press her lips together in a smile that can barely contain it.]
Violet's a name for prissy girls in chocolate factories. That's not me, I'm Hit-Girl.
[ There reference goes right over his head. Frankly it's not as indicative of what he's dealing with here so much as her laugh and the simplicity of her "name".
Much like someone he knows who insists on being called Star Lord, he knows a few things about nicknames-- especially when they are self-imposed. ]
You think you can just go around kicking people because you're toting a name like that? Just wait until you end up hitting the wrong shin, girl."
[ Yondu inhales sharply through his nose before sitting back on his stool. He briefly flashes his teeth in a disapproving snarl. He can't quite place the experience of this kid who has been apparently left alone at a bar, but he can make a few assumptions of his own. ]
Yondu Udonta
[ He takes a sip of his drink. ]
Pull up a chair then, Hit-Girl. What are you having?
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TEST RUN
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you don't even know who this is
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Then I'll guess squirrel.
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Be a man and yell at me face to face.
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[Rocket furiously works on overrides to block the transmission from coming in by video]
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[ Try as he might to connect to a video feed, it doesn't seem to go through. ]
Well, it's a certain kind of coward who hides behind a screen.
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Aw, Yondu isn't smart enough to write big boy words.
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Seeing as I'm overdue for a visit, maybe I'll drop in and we'll have some real exchanging of words.
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You're nothing.
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But with your teeth blown outta your mouth it's kinda hard to talk.
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The one above you that actually has a purpose in being here-- and I suppose you eventually.
[ There's a hint of distaste to his tone as he scans the crowd for another shock of purple hair or otherwise identifying trait to pin his disapproval on. ]
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I've got a purpose. My daddy says you turn into an ass when you assume things about people.
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[ Not much point to a kid being in a bar in the first place. He stares ahead, not giving the girl much attention as if he doesn't feel inclined to support any part of her presence here. ]
What's your purpose then?
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I'm not telling you shit if you turn your back like that.
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[ The exclamation of pain comes immediately. His boots might be protective, but this girl's kick drives home even through their hide. He swivels to face her immediately, visually displeased as he leans forward to confront the child. He leans forward, locking eyes like he would with any adult that crossed him. Clearly there's nothing soft about this pup. ]
You got a mouth on you, Violet. Hell of a kick too. Watch yourself.
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Violet's a name for prissy girls in chocolate factories. That's not me, I'm Hit-Girl.
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Much like someone he knows who insists on being called Star Lord, he knows a few things about nicknames-- especially when they are self-imposed. ]
You think you can just go around kicking people because you're toting a name like that? Just wait until you end up hitting the wrong shin, girl."
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[Mindy looks Yondu up and down, noticing his manner of dress and their various scuffs.]
What's your name, Blue Head?
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Yondu Udonta
[ He takes a sip of his drink. ]
Pull up a chair then, Hit-Girl. What are you having?